Useful info for ppl travelling in chennai buses

True Incident!!

I m working in Chennai One(Thoraipakkam), Chennai. I usually travelby Metropolitan Transport Corporation(MTC) bus, from jain college stop (Which is near to my office) to tidel park and from Tidel park I will catch train, to home. MTC bus coming from kelambakkam(19B,21H) mostly wont stop in tidel park in early days. So I usually prefer to get into T51 bus, which will stop in tidel park stop. After some time 19B started stopping in tidel park also.

Today while returning from office at around 8.30 pm, I was in a hurry to catch my 9.28 pm train at Tidel park. I got up a bus(19B) in Jain College at around 8.45 pm, and asked the conductor to give a ticket for tidel park stop. He said, the bus wont stop there, and he asked me to get down at signal if it stops there or else get down at stop next to tidel park. I was arguging with him that I am going daily with the same bus and get down in the tidel park stop. But he was keep on saying the same thing.. I got irritated with conductor response. Suddenly I remembered a complaint phone no.(9884301013) I read in one bus sometime back and noted down in my mobile. I called that no. and said about the incident that conductor is not stopping in the usual stop.

The MTC representative (person at the other end) asked me to give the phone to the conductor. The conductor was not interested to talking with his official. The MTC rep. asked me the bus registration no. He enquired where is the bus at that time and I said it is in Kandhanchavadi. The MTC rep. said he will come in the line and talk to them. I was curious how he will come and catch the bus.

After few mins. the wireless transmeter(to track the bus), near the driver in the bus started shouting... Driver stop the bus. Driver stop the bus in the left side of the road. Driver was not sure what is happening may be his first experience, for others(including me) it is the real first experience. The driver stopped the bus and started listening to the transmeter. The MTC rep. enquired why the bus is not stopping in tidel park stop. The driver said he stops in tidel park stop and in the previous trip also he has done. The rep. asked him then why the conductor is saying like that. He asked the conductor what is the issue. The conductor was speechless. The driver somehow managed the situation and supported the conductor by saying that the conductor was new to this route. The driver asked excuse for the incident and said he will stop in the Tidel Park stop.

The MTC rep. said he wanted to talk the passenger who called him. I went near the transmeter and spoke to the MTC rep. He said sorry for the incident happened and asked sorry on behalf of MTC. Everyone in the bus were surprised of things happening. I came back to my seat and I was so embarrassed as all were looking at me. Few passengers asked me what is the no. and whom I called. They also took the no. The bus stopped in Tidel Park stop then. After getting down I called the MTC rep. and said the bus stopped in the stopping.

It was a nice experience for me and others who travelled in the bus, including driver and conductor and I was very shocked after this incident. Yes, nowadays good things are happening in government sector also and technology is used properly.

Complaint Phone no. for MTC bus: 9884301013,9445030516, 9383337639

How smart is your right Foot?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It’s absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. It' takes less than five seconds.

This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain.

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.


2. Now, while doing this draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

6 Week, 6 Month, 6 Years marriage life

Love Expression
  6 weeks I love U, I love U, I love U
  6 months Of course I love U
  6 years GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
     
Back from Work
  6 weeks Honey, I'm home
  6 months BACK!!
  6 years What did your mom cook for us today??
     
Gifts
  6 weeks Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
  6 months I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
  6 years Here's the money. Buy yourself something
     
Phone Ringing
  6 weeks Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
  6 months Here, for you
  6 years PHONE RINGING
     
Cooking
  6 weeks I never knew food could taste so good!
  6 months What are we having for dinner tonight?
  6 years AGAIN!!!!
     
Apology
  6 weeks Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
  6 months Watch out! Don't do it again
  6 years What's not to understand about what I just said??
     
New Dress
  6 weeks Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
  6 months You bought a new dress again???
  6 years How much did THAT cost me?
     
Planning for Vacations
  6 weeks How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
  6 months What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
  6 years Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
     
TV
  6 weeks Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
  6 months I like this movie
  6 years I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

Don't need brains to be a Boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ass hole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the ass hole being the Boss. So the ass hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ass hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any ass hole will do!