This is hysterical. You have to try this. It’s absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle. It' takes less than five seconds.
This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain.
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
6 Week, 6 Month, 6 Years marriage life
| Love Expression | ||
| I love U, I love U, I love U | ||
| Of course I love U | ||
| 6 years | GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? | |
| Back from Work | ||
| 6 weeks | Honey, I'm home | |
| 6 months | BACK!! | |
| 6 years | What did your mom cook for us today?? | |
| Gifts | ||
| 6 weeks | Honey, I really hope you liked the ring | |
| 6 months | I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room | |
| 6 years | Here's the money. Buy yourself something | |
| Phone Ringing | ||
| 6 weeks | Baby, somebody wants you on the phone | |
| 6 months | Here, for you | |
| 6 years | PHONE RINGING | |
| Cooking | ||
| 6 weeks | I never knew food could taste so good! | |
| 6 months | What are we having for dinner tonight? | |
| 6 years | AGAIN!!!! | |
| Apology | ||
| 6 weeks | Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you | |
| 6 months | Watch out! Don't do it again | |
| 6 years | What's not to understand about what I just said?? | |
| New Dress | ||
| 6 weeks | Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress | |
| 6 months | You bought a new dress again??? | |
| 6 years | How much did THAT cost me? | |
| Planning for Vacations | ||
| 6 weeks | How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? | |
| 6 months | What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? | |
| 6 years | Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? | |
| TV | ||
| 6 weeks | Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? | |
| 6 months | I like this movie | |
| 6 years | I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself | |
Don't need brains to be a Boss
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ass hole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ass hole being the Boss. So the ass hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ass hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any ass hole will do!
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ass hole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ass hole being the Boss. So the ass hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ass hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any ass hole will do!
Excellence
A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making
an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked
the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor
without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last
stage." The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is
the damage?" he asked. "There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the sculptor,
still busy with his work. "Where are you going to install the idol?"
The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high. "If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked. The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."
The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency...
The sculptor replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high. "If the idol is that far, who is going to know that there is a scratch on the nose?" the gentleman asked. The sculptor stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I will know it."
The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. "Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency...
30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)
"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it."
WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it."
WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.
Define BIRTHDAY
Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,
Define BIRTHDAY.........
Answer = The only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling..............
Do you know?
Define BIRTHDAY.........
Answer = The only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling..............
Do you know?
a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain.
But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain.
This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!!
LOVE UR MOM...
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